I hope to be using my doctoral degree to harass goats clip-clopping across my bridge.
What was your most memorable Easterner moment?
We ate at the Billy Goat Tavern, went to an Irish pub to watch the Sounders and sing Hootie and the Blowfish and then went back to the Billy Goat to entertain other late-night journalists with the powers of snark and dance.
What is your parting statement?
I had a full head of hair when I started this job. Good luck, Amye.
Funniest memory
Finally getting to fire everyone at the end of the year. Twice.
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